Seriously, does Heather Graham age? She's looked the same for the past ten years. Good jeans or good doctor?

We always new Chihuahuas were very sexual dogs.

Being famous is just a doctor's visit away.

There is something sexual about a man in a nice pair of pumps. Am I the only one who thinks so?

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

Sexual thoughts aside… what's with the blue outfit? There isn't much sexy about screwing a zip lock bag.

Jewel looks like she has had a boob job, but instead of silicone, the doctor dropped in a large clump of playdoh. Oh well, anything to distract from the teeth.

Manhattan Mini Storage will not only solve your lack of space issues, but they can also get rid of last weeks drunken "mistake". When stairs aren't an option - Manhattan Mini Storage.

Is it sad when an ad for condoms, depicting a sexual act, physically arouses you? Not that we have that problem...So what are you doing tonight? Please come back…

Russia is saying these dolls were imported from China to confuse the sexual identity of Russian's youth. On a side note, all of Russia came out of the closet today.

Britney got drunk and topless after shooting a "video". Her assistant arranged for her to make out with an extra. He sold the pictures to pay for the doctor's visit the next day.

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

Nicole is looking dangerously thin again lately, and I've heard through a celebrity "doctor" that her stomach is bloated from malnutrition! O NOOOO!

Anand Jon Alexander is currently facing multiple felony counts of rape and sexual assault between October of 2004 and March 5, 2007, involving three alleged victims, the youngest a 15-year-old girl.

Havidol is the first and only treatment for Dysporic Social Attention Consunmption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD). Ask your doctor!

In everything this doctor does, he gives it his all.

There's a first. Paris acting like a drunken slut. Again.

Rip Torn was arrested for drunken driving today in upstate New York. Take that, Nick Nolte's mugshot!!

I am Doctor Oralpleasureinthebackofyourmomscar