The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

Is that Waldo or that dude from Rocky IV?

We don't care if this is just an obvious ad for Pepsi. This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and we're required to post every picture of her.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

New from IKEA, The Kim Kardashian Booty Table, place one in the backyard and conveniently rest your drink on the ample derriere.

If drinking Dunkin' Donuts and wearing last year's Urban Outfitters fashions make you a terrorist America is in more trouble than we thought.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

They can take the booze out of the drunk but they can't take the fun out of the fun bags.

Sometimes when you're applying the spray on you're drunk and decide the tan line beard look is in.

This bar in New Lisbon, Wisc., believes that winners drink and losers pee.

Tara Reid will probably have kids soon to harvest their livers.

Good news! If the art here sucks, you can drink the crap away!

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

Demi Moore is in her 40's and she still looks 25! She obviously drinks unborn children out of the Cup Of Christ. She has chosen Wisely!

In Russia, they love Vodka so much, that during times of peace, all guards carry AK-47'S made of Vodka Bottles. Drink up you commie bastards!

Christina Aguilera is pregnant, as well all know and her boobs are getting bigger by the day! Waldo now thinks they are a good place to hide.

Britney got drunk and topless after shooting a "video". Her assistant arranged for her to make out with an extra. He sold the pictures to pay for the doctor's visit the next day.

Froot Loops now have straws made of cereal to suck up your leftover milk! No more looking like a slob, drinking from the bowl.

Nicole Richie sent a sarcastic yet caustic email invitation to her Memorial Day BBQ that demanded binge-drinking and anorexia at the bash. Later Mischa Barton passed out.

Now that she's BACK in rehab with a DUI under her belt, Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on hosting her party (as in, busloads of free vodka) and the tragic irony of a 20-year-old in a drunk driving accident just weeks before her 21st birthday starts to sink in. Fun!