This is a woman who is clearly familiar with double-stick tape. But maybe she needed to air them out?

Looks like the night is over for her.

The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

We don't care if this is just an obvious ad for Pepsi. This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and we're required to post every picture of her.

Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

This is how classy we are when we pick up chicks.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

Kim Kardashin is Wonder Woman for Halloween, and her butt dressed up as Frankenstein.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

New from IKEA, The Kim Kardashian Booty Table, place one in the backyard and conveniently rest your drink on the ample derriere.

If drinking Dunkin' Donuts and wearing last year's Urban Outfitters fashions make you a terrorist America is in more trouble than we thought.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

They can take the booze out of the drunk but they can't take the fun out of the fun bags.

Sometimes when you're applying the spray on you're drunk and decide the tan line beard look is in.

This bar in New Lisbon, Wisc., believes that winners drink and losers pee.

Tara Reid will probably have kids soon to harvest their livers.

This woman married her husband in one of the famous Charmin public restrooms in New York and yes… that dress is made from toilet paper.