I say she's drunk.

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

"The Fox" showed up at her DUI hearing looking as good as she ever has! (And not really that drunk)

The couple that parties together, eventually will have to enter rehab together. Welcome to L.A., Beckhams!!

These two make a fug-fabulous couple! Who's got the flask?

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

Everybody gots to gets drunk. Even Sleepy The Bird.

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

Goochie gochie goo! Just like Mommy!

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

Short textParis really knows how to dance -- and act like a drunk, pantsless whore!

"I know it’s wrong but it tastes so good...”

Oh, grandma gets so silly when she's drunk on her ass. Too bad she's gonna die soon.

Who didn't tell us about the party in the bathroom!?!?!

If this guy dried to suck down our girl's drink, we'd deliver him a nuckle sandwich.

Damn, we hope that's not a Sharpie.

LiquidGeneration’s favorite position, when we’re drunk.