The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

We don't care if this is just an obvious ad for Pepsi. This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and we're required to post every picture of her.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

He fought for equality and now, video games.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

New from IKEA, The Kim Kardashian Booty Table, place one in the backyard and conveniently rest your drink on the ample derriere.

If drinking Dunkin' Donuts and wearing last year's Urban Outfitters fashions make you a terrorist America is in more trouble than we thought.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

They can take the booze out of the drunk but they can't take the fun out of the fun bags.

Sometimes when you're applying the spray on you're drunk and decide the tan line beard look is in.

This bar in New Lisbon, Wisc., believes that winners drink and losers pee.

Tara Reid will probably have kids soon to harvest their livers.

Kanye West and Beyonce can play a mean game of Connect Four which is probably more than you can say for Dr. Jan Adams.

Good news! If the art here sucks, you can drink the crap away!

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Some random guy is selling his entire lifetime of video game systems and cartridges for a whopping $14,000. Maybe with all that money he can finally see what a vagina looks like.

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

Demi Moore is in her 40's and she still looks 25! She obviously drinks unborn children out of the Cup Of Christ. She has chosen Wisely!