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Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)
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3/15/2007
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DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.
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3/13/2007
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I'm sure there's a logical explanation for the reason why bikini-clad Kiki Drunskt is getting her nubs tweaked by her beach buddy. I just don't care.
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3/6/2007
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DUH! I forgot my blow on the bathroom sink! Stupid!
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3/2/2007
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Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.
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3/1/2007
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When you can't quit… Adequite.
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2/26/2007
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Here's a surprise: Paris Hilton likes to get trashed with friends. And then she likes to take pictures of herself.
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2/2/2007
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…And here's a diagrammed image to prove it!
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1/25/2007
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Everybody gots to gets drunk. Even Sleepy The Bird.
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1/22/2007
PHOTOS
Liquid Generation's Elmo partied with Britney this New Years! Seriously, we swear!
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1/5/2007