This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.
I'm totally going to get myself a pair because I just really like to get down like a freak.
"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."
It's a sad day when you're hoping the strap DOESN'T fall any further down her shoulder.
Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.
Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.
Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!
Ok, the truth is, it's only an art piece floating high in the sky. However, bet there was a bunch of perverts where down there taking pictures of the swollen dong.
What are the chances that a football player would come barreling down the sidelines? Actually pretty good, but the odds of another cameraman catching your "oh crap" face… that’s just gold.
Heidi Klum spent Halloween dressed as a cat, down to the last detail. Sad and lonely furries everywhere climaxed.
Now this is a school! Forget to do your homework? Not a problem. Apparently all you have to do is go down on the teacher and INSTANT A! They don’t even seem shy about this policy either.
Heidi Montag is far from pretty and appears to have no arm in this picture. We personally hope Harrison Ford finds her and beats her down for killing his wife. Oh, and for making that face too.
"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"
Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.
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