Jon Gosselin: Pool Party Douche

Jon Gosselin: Pool Party Douche

When we want to be a douchebag, we go to a pool party and sit like this, too.

 

Ed Hardy is the Sign of the Douche

Ed Hardy is the Sign of the Douche

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

 

Jessica Alba is Depressingly Pregnant

Jessica Alba is Depressingly Pregnant

Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.

 

Pimped Sedan

Pimped Sedan

Some douche probably inherited this car from his grandpa, then just *had* to trick it out.

 

Kanye is a Douche

Kanye is a Douche

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.

 

Scott Stapp's mugshot

Scott Stapp's mugshot

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

 
 

Fat Jared Leto

Fat Jared Leto

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

 

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