There's fine print for everything. A shame.

If you're looking for an older lady, here is your best bet.

Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

When 1 minute is just too much time to wait, feel free to shoot yourself. No toast for you.

This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.

Crowds are good for many things. Free titty grabs are one of those things.

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."

Sienna Miller is pissed about nudie pics leaking from the set of Hippie Hippie Shake. In fairness the boobs and "hippie garden" will be covered during a CGI drug trip.

That little Zac Efron chick was caught taking nude pictures of herself. No wait, this is the other female lead. Ah who cares, free boobs!

Anna Ferris wrangled up enough free time on the set of her new movie, to pee on Rumer Willis. In all honesty, we have NO IDEA what is going on here.

Madonna spent the day at the beach frolicking in the waves and giving the paparazzi a free show. Nothing better than aged leather.

Happy Paris was greeted by the press and her family outside Lynwood Correction Facility at her releasal Monday night.

Paris Hilton gets escorted from Lynwood Monday night – a free woman!

Now that she's BACK in rehab with a DUI under her belt, Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on hosting her party (as in, busloads of free vodka) and the tragic irony of a 20-year-old in a drunk driving accident just weeks before her 21st birthday starts to sink in. Fun!

I don't get it. Is it free to enter, and $5 to leave? WTF?

The "EXIT" characters don't really feel that free when they're done, they're actually leaping away from the cockroaches.

Damn! You mean our Passion of the Christ DVD isn't playable in this thing?