Here is Kelly, vacationing in LA with her boobs and butt. That's all we need to say because we don't even think you're looking at these words at this point.

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

Just one word for this. Wow.

Snoop is a dirty, dirty, dirty man.

Devendra Banhart is the luckiest guy in the freak folk scene, that's not saying much but still.

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

There is way too much sexy here for words, but let us start with 'Rough".

Actress Kate Beckinsale has some dirty, nasty teeth that she didn't even brush before a red carpet appearance! Get thee to a dentist, woman!

Southwest's randomly-generated confirmation code decided to insult this female passenger.

Paulina Rubio is no stranger to showing off her nether regions, but word on the street is that she keeps her Baja Fresh.

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

Finally, irrefutable proof. She's too cute for words (though we still wrote some).

Word on the street is that Hugh Hefner is planning a proposal to his number-one girl friend, Holly Madison. Go for it, Hef!

Hermione's all grown up! (I feel dirty).

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.

When art is combined with the dirty mind of a 5-year-old, amazing things are created.

Word is she might go back to modeling… for Lane Bryant!

I knew Amanda was dirty, but not THIS dirty!