OH HAI, CAMERA PERSON. CAN U PLS TAKE PIC NOW!?!

Keep it classy Heidi. Yes that’s a camera and yes, that’s your ass.

A new ad campaign in Japan plays a trick on the mind, confusing little Japanese mall patrons more so than usual. Why is it that every picture of an Asian has Asians in it with cameras?

In what can only be described as a Photoshop miracle, the staff at Steppin Out made Griffin look… well sexy. We are assuming a super computer, unavailable to the general public, was used to manage the massive amount of digital paint needed to accomplish this feat!

Nothing say "badass" like tearing your shirt off Hulkster-style when the roller coaster camera takes your picture.

Just because there's a camera that takes your picture on a roller coaster doesn't mean you can punch a girl.

Her underwear should just come with camera cross-hairs on the crotch.

Sarah Michelle Gellar (or SMG as I call her) was caught on camera with the reddest eyes this side of Jamaica. She was hanging out with Mischa Barton, mayhaps?

Man… she just needs to stop looking at the camera. Forever.

For whatever reason. Nicole Richie wanted to share her lacey underwear-covered ass to the camera. Sill feels gross.

This is the kinda technology that the paparazzi need. Turn into a camera, take some photos of Britney's crotch, then transform into a car and drive away when Linsday Lohan tries to hit you with her car.

The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?