Just in time for Father's Day.

A daughter accidentally text messages her dad with some very awesome news.

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

Now when someone asks what your dad looks like you can say Matt Damon.

And now her Dad is probably an alchoholic.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

Jessica Simpson's boobs are always poking around. At this point its like looking at your dads old porn. Yeah its ok when times are tough, but really… yawn.

Paris wore a diaper over her prison pancake butt in Hawaii. Gross!!

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

Did someone say "sitcom"?

It's not easy being a mommy. Changing diapers, enforcing naptime, and having to hoist up your udders when oyu go out.

Her creepy dad insisted on being on the set while she filmed a sex scene, and helped "direct" her partner. Ewwwwy!

What a responsible parent. I bet he rolls that kid's stroller into the bar, too.

And his dad was worried when he started playing with Barbie dolls.

See what happens when your dad has you for the weekend. That man-slut!

If Superheroes get old, I bet a lot of people would want to change their diapers.

Hey, Superman is human too. Don't hate on him because he craps his pants.

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.

Seriously, when are people going to stop taking pictures of our dad!

We hate it when our dad uses our head as a urine sink.