Hmmm....this guy actually looks delicious.

Yum! Gorilla Boogers make a delicious snack for any slob!

Sometimes regular meat is not an option. If its good enough for America's mayor, it's good enough for you.

This delicious mummy was found buried on farmland in eastern China. The farmer had thought he came across a recent murder victim, but the tests show the mummy to be much older.

No Michael, we didn't come to see you. We are here for your delicious breads and pastries. Duh…

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

You know, in the long run these really aren't that big. Sure, they are delicious, but in no way are they worthy of being noted as "ass" sized.

You haven't had teriyaki until you have tried a spiced alligator tail. Delicious! Excuse us, we need to hit the reset button. (Shoves finger into throat)

Celebrate black history with your favorite types of soul food. Delicious!

I don't know what this means but it sounds both sexy and delicious!

These candy sperms are so delicious, she'll ALWAYS swallow!

Order a delicious Cow Pie for the holidays! Rush shipping arrives in time for Thanksgiving!

This baby would taste so much more delicious with some barbeque sauce.

The guy standing next to Dick is "Delicious in the Morning!"