...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

I want you to know, that my boobs are back...And I'm here to remind you, Of the mess you left when you played with them...You, you, you oughta know.

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!

Debra Messy showed some side-boob. She hung out with Sean Hayes for 7 years, she should know better.

I say she's drunk.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

Unfortunately for Rose, it looks like some crappy plastic surgery went afoul! She REALLY ain't got nothing on Dita Von Teese!

Jesus freakin' Cripes, woman, now even your boobs look messed up? Get it together already, Brit!!

And Dick still likes to mess around.