The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

Basement Horse is always watching you.

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

Nikki Cox used to be our #1 squeeze. Now she's the picture of death. Rollover the picture to see what we're talking about.

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.

They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.

Blake Lively in a bikini is proof positive that Gossip Girl needs to be set somewhere tropical if we're ever going to watch. Oh, and Hi Maria Menounos!

Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

Ike Turner died this week, blah blah blah. However the New York Post had a great tagline for it's piece "honoring" his death.

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

Hilary's fashion sense has afforded a hideous bag and a possible, bloody death by purse accident.

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

Known as the Highway of Death, this stretch of land in Iraq is a reminder of the wonders of war in such a civilized time.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Is this art or a PC fan boy's wet dream? More importantly, can you imagine watching porn on a wall of monitors?!