We'd hit it. DON'T JUDGE US.

She's still hot with or without clothes.

Christina: You have boobs. Show them.

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

Nikki Cox used to be our #1 squeeze. Now she's the picture of death. Rollover the picture to see what we're talking about.

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

Metal can be found anywhere.

We covered up Mischa's boobs for you because, to tell you the truth, they weren't that great. Thank us with hugs!

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

This is the one piece of anatomy they don't cover enough on Grey's Anatomy, nipples!

Ike Turner died this week, blah blah blah. However the New York Post had a great tagline for it's piece "honoring" his death.

Hilary's fashion sense has afforded a hideous bag and a possible, bloody death by purse accident.

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

Known as the Highway of Death, this stretch of land in Iraq is a reminder of the wonders of war in such a civilized time.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?