Nikki Cox used to be our #1 squeeze. Now she's the picture of death. Rollover the picture to see what we're talking about.

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

Ike Turner died this week, blah blah blah. However the New York Post had a great tagline for it's piece "honoring" his death.

Hilary's fashion sense has afforded a hideous bag and a possible, bloody death by purse accident.

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

Known as the Highway of Death, this stretch of land in Iraq is a reminder of the wonders of war in such a civilized time.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

It's like Finding Nemo, but with death and sushi.

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!

Diana Ross thought that no one would recognize her without makeup. Unfortunately an old woman died of a heart attack when she mistook Mrs. Ross for Death.

Courtney Love is currently preparing for a zombie death match with Kurt over how she has ruined Nirvana's legacy one paycheck at a time.

Here's a gallery of how celebrities have aged over the years. One thing's certain: Death always wins!

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.

The Olsen Twins are now one chick, since both of them are basically half a person.

The Enquirer published ths photo of Anna Nicole's corpse, even though the picture wasn't real. How low will they go?