David Beckham Is A Man Of Subtlety

David Beckham Is A Man Of Subtlety

He truly understands what courtside seats are all about.

 

As it should be

As it should be

Al Sharpton is somewhere flipping out while David Duke is dancing. RACISM!

 

Talien Nation

Talien Nation

Tyra Banks has gone crazy. Either she has hired David LaChapelle for her new photo shoot or she is trying to bring back Alien Nation, the TV show.

 

Break It Like Beckham

Break It Like Beckham

It seems all that David Beckham can do on the field is injure himself. Again, he will be out for another 6 weeks due to a torn ligament. Robot Posh is pissed.

 

Hilary Duff Has a Magic Muffin

Hilary Duff Has a Magic Muffin

Hilary Duff is a true performer. At the end of her last concert, her loins exploded and a unicorn, magic hat and David the Gnome spilled forth.

 

Pamela & Spade Are Freaking Me Out

Pamela & Spade Are Freaking Me Out

Pam Anderson and David Spade were caught playing "slutty Hooters girl and handsy buffalo wings lover" recently, and now I'm totally freaked out. Gross.

 

Beckhams in Wax

Beckhams in Wax

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

 

David Beckham Chia Pet

David Beckham Chia Pet

Grow your own metrosexual with the NEW Chia Beckham!

 

Hasselhoff Cream

Hasselhoff Cream

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!

 

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