You know your night is gonna be crazy, when you hook up with this chick.

Looks like the night is over for her.

Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

We knew there was something just weird and dark about this guy.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

Emo Obama cries at night while applying lipstick and mascara.

These two have seen The Dark Knight, and you most likely have not. It's a cruel world we live in.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

Britney may have had an "episode" last night but Hillary Clinton isn't feeling too good either after millions of dollars and being nice to Bill only gave her 3rd place.

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

This is a fun and exciting lamp that you can place on your night stand and read late at night. Now, if only you could read…

We don’t know what this dark magic entails, but this seems to be some sort of witch craft… or Photoshop.

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night, only to find this creature rummaging through your trash bin? Ewww!

Someone build these two bastards from the ground up out of legos and lonely Sunday nights. Pretty impressive if you ask us, but you didn’t… so we will shut up.

Barry Bonds passed Hank Aaron last night. There is still no evidence that this should raise suspicion.

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

Gamers play all night!