We knew there was something just weird and dark about this guy.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

These two have seen The Dark Knight, and you most likely have not. It's a cruel world we live in.

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

We don’t know what this dark magic entails, but this seems to be some sort of witch craft… or Photoshop.

Sexual thoughts aside… what's with the blue outfit? There isn't much sexy about screwing a zip lock bag.

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

Posh Spice has had enough of the American media. She is poised and ready to take over the country and install a government of blue eyed, blond haired zombie wives. Heil Posh!

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

Sorry, but it's just kinda freaky to me!

Jessica recently changed her hair to a dark brunette, and started acting like the dye was melting her brain!

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

Elvis the penguin got some blue shoes as a reward fo being so darn cute! Awwwwww!