We can't figure out why the paparazzi would take a picture of Jeff Goldblum taking his shirt off and it looks like Jeff is wondering the same thing himself. Maybe it was a "Earth Girls Are Easy" fan.

Too soon? Come on people, the Civil War was almost 150 years ago. He's merely suggesting that he'd sacrifice another million plus soldiers to keep the South's "freedoms" intact.

The Pittsburgh Penguins fans enjoyed an "extra period" as the zamboni's transmission leaked all over the ice.

This Brewers fan intensely takes in the sight of Erin Andrews to overcome the upcoming disappointment of another miserable season.

Ultimate Warrior fans the world around can rejoice at the site of Hulk Hogan utterly depressed at Mardi Gras.

Is this art or a PC fan boy's wet dream? More importantly, can you imagine watching porn on a wall of monitors?!

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

Back in the day, Benoir's wife wrestled for the NWA and dressed like a psychotic KISS fan.

Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.

Is too windah ovah heer!

Britney Spears' website is giving fans the chance to name her upcoming album, in exchange for insight into her sick, retarded sense of humor.

Carmen just loves getting down to her skivvies for her fans!

NSFW?? For all you far-reaching pervs and Petra Nemcova fans, here's a shot of her *almost* showing her nipple. Seriously, I've gotten more action off a JC Penney's underwear catalog.

This horrified little baby is yet another victim of a knitting-needle wielding Star Wars fan.

Vince Neil has a cruiseline called "Motley Cruise." I'm guessing it's for aging groupies and the Crüe fans who love them.

This photoshopped picture of American Idols Blake and Chris got the fag-friendly AI fans out there all knotted up – until people started actually LOOKING at it and realized how fake it was.

Kelly's plumped up of late, but that doesn't stop her from chatting up some chubby fans.

Some Nintendo fan was bored and in posession of a lot of chalk!

From two years ago, but still funny today. Lindsay lost her wallet with her license and a credit card while in New York, and some lucky "fans" found it!