If you don't have good dreams, Bagel, you got nightmares.

Jade Jagger is a baby Rolling Stone and, just like daddy, loves being naked. Question is… who wants to see this?

Daniel Radcliffe's recent photoshoot as a leather daddy left Emma Watson's mouth agape! Wow, Harry Potter gets pornier day by day!

Daniel Radcliffe looks like a leather daddy fresh out of an episode of OZ. So, when is Harry Potter and The Order of the Wenis coming out?

Daddy Long Legs convention. Not to be mistaken for pubic hair.

Nothing says "Hallmark moment" like a little father-son bonding.

New daddy Larry Birkhead poses with his daughter DanniLynn on the cover of OK! magazine. Let the media-whoring begin!!

New daddy Larry Birkhead poses with his daughter DanniLynn in OK! magazine. Let the media-whoring begin!!

Yeah those things look borderline painful. Let's hope her daddy wasn't around to catch a glimpse at those incest-tempters.

Birkhead prevails! Hooray for the real daddy!

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)

Puff Daddy was seen checking out Jessica Biel's Golden Globes on the red carpet.

Daddy tried the Apple-On-The-Head trick. It didn't work out.