Just in time for Father's Day.

We had no idea we had to bend ourselves that way to pee. Ouch.

Wouldn't it suck if she was really holding a pair of balls?

A daughter accidentally text messages her dad with some very awesome news.

Open up and say Ahhhhhhhhhh.

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

Now when someone asks what your dad looks like you can say Matt Damon.

The dog quickly peed on Natalie Portman and was heard muttering "you're next Lucas".

And now her Dad is probably an alchoholic.

This bar in New Lisbon, Wisc., believes that winners drink and losers pee.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

Can you imagine peeing while looking out one of these windows? The good news is you would have a solid excuse for pissing all over everything.

Chairy, the loveable and slightly obese furniture from the Pee Wee Herman show, was found discarded a few months ago. It just goes to show you, human or furniture, no one likes a fat girl. Tear.

Jessica Simpson's boobs are always poking around. At this point its like looking at your dads old porn. Yeah its ok when times are tough, but really… yawn.

Anna Ferris wrangled up enough free time on the set of her new movie, to pee on Rumer Willis. In all honesty, we have NO IDEA what is going on here.

In Germany the future has arrived. You can play video games while you pee.

Pop star Pink peed in public and a pap popped the pic. Padow!

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

Did someone say "sitcom"?

Her creepy dad insisted on being on the set while she filmed a sex scene, and helped "direct" her partner. Ewwwwy!