Devendra Banhart is the luckiest guy in the freak folk scene, that's not saying much but still.

Looks like she could Cut-hbert glass with those things.

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.

J.K. Richpants recently announced that Dumbledore, from the popular Harry Potter books, was gay. Gays everywhere rejoiced, until they realized… being dead, Dumbledore would have no nude shower scene.

Ok, so that was a lie. This is a scene from Rosie's character in the new season of Nip Tuck. However… we doubt that's actual make up. Its' the herpes!

Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

Her creepy dad insisted on being on the set while she filmed a sex scene, and helped "direct" her partner. Ewwwwy!

Britney is just looking freaky these days… here she is checking out the scene of photographers outside.

Friends of Britney Spears have confirmed the ongoing rumor that the actress cuts herself. Apparently she was seen grinding a butter knife against her wrist as she spoke of the stresses and pressure of her life.

This chick cut her hair and then made fake eyelashes with it. And it looks like a scene from The Ring. I am freaking out.

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.