OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Elisha Cuthbert Pokes Around

Elisha Cuthbert Pokes Around

Looks like she could Cut-hbert glass with those things.

 

Molested as a child

Molested as a child

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.

 

Paris Made a Collage for Her Dad

Paris Made a Collage for Her Dad

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

 

Lindsay's Cut Wrist

Lindsay's Cut Wrist

Friends of Britney Spears have confirmed the ongoing rumor that the actress cuts herself. Apparently she was seen grinding a butter knife against her wrist as she spoke of the stresses and pressure of her life.

 

Hair Eyelashes

Hair Eyelashes

This chick cut her hair and then made fake eyelashes with it. And it looks like a scene from The Ring. I am freaking out.

 

Old Jessica Simpson

Old Jessica Simpson

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.