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Aretha Franklin Steals

Aretha Franklin Steals

After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.

 

Your Pussy is Starring at Me…

Your Pussy is Starring at Me…

"Ma'm are you aware that your crotch is starring at me? And why do the curtains not match the carpet?"

 

Eat Me

Eat Me

Not until we finally know whether the carpet matches the curtains.