Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

OH HAI, CAMERA PERSON. CAN U PLS TAKE PIC NOW!?!

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

Tonight, as you're lying in bed thinking of Michael Jackson, don't be alarmed if this baby doll is walking across your ceiling.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

Emo Obama cries at night while applying lipstick and mascara.

We have no idea what Paz has acted in, and we don't really care. She's wearing a thong for crying out loud. That is all you need to know about her.

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

The Catholic League doesn't want you to see this cartoon. It doesn't contain enough anti-Semitic remarks.

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

Aww look a baby puffy fish! Or… Jenna Jameson!

Chest Burster baby is adorable. Who doesn't want to just wrap him around your face?