Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

Emo Obama cries at night while applying lipstick and mascara.

We have no idea what Paz has acted in, and we don't really care. She's wearing a thong for crying out loud. That is all you need to know about her.

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

The Catholic League doesn't want you to see this cartoon. It doesn't contain enough anti-Semitic remarks.

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."

Altar boys run crying where these two streets meet.

This morning (June 8, 2007) Paris Hilton was cuffed and taken by squad car after a judge has ordered her back in court.... and back to JAIL!!

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!

This Thanksgiving, be thankful for what you don't have -- an obnoxious baby crying during the entire meal.

Everybody cried when this guy accepted his diploma. They cried because they were inspired by him.