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Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.
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9/22/2008
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Tom Cruise can almost walk under her legs.
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9/19/2008
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Katie Holmes is simply excited because Tom Cruise isn't by her side.
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8/15/2008
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For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.
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5/6/2008
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Now what makes people think Scientology is crazy?
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4/28/2008
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Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.
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11/20/2007
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Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.
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9/4/2007
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A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.
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8/23/2007
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Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!
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7/25/2007
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Vince Neil has a cruiseline called "Motley Cruise." I'm guessing it's for aging groupies and the Crüe fans who love them.
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4/12/2007