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This Brewers fan intensely takes in the sight of Erin Andrews to overcome the upcoming disappointment of another miserable season.

You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!

Creepy and ominous. Let's all agree not to shower anymore. Oh… some of us apparently made that decision years ago.

This is an actual mural painted on the side of an elementary school. Nothing says education like cannibalism, and nudity.

The giant sleeping head.

It's one thing to have a thing for older chicks but to be checking out the ass of some sculpture of an elderly Hobbit lady. That is creepy.

The creepy giant woman will win this staring contest nearly every time.

Creepy art made creepier by creepy gallery visitor.

Britney Spears posed for creepy, child-like topless photos, opting to cover her nips with flowers. Let's hope she took these pics while at Promises!

Her creepy dad insisted on being on the set while she filmed a sex scene, and helped "direct" her partner. Ewwwwy!

Liver spots? Check. Bags under the eyes? Check. Sagging mouth? Check. Creepy old lady neck? Check. Looks like Goldie Hawn should be CHECKing in at her plastic surgeon!

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!

We all know strip club patrons are creepy (well, everyone ELSE is creepy) but this guy wins the Creepy Stare Awards.

This is even better than the picture of the naked guy painted to look like Spiderman. Yeah, that guy was creepy.