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Gossip Girls Are Trying to Tell Us Something

Gossip Girls Are Trying to Tell Us Something

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

 

Instant Nerd Cream

Instant Nerd Cream

Ok we will admit, this looks pretty cool. However, Doom 3 sucked, so we can only assume the computer inside is a Commodore 486.

 

China Faces New Disease

China Faces New Disease

After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."

 

Ice Cream Truck

Ice Cream Truck

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

 

Hasselhoff Cream

Hasselhoff Cream

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!