If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!

We totally couldn't beat the crap of Rihanna, though we tried.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

Somebody call Orkin.

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

Kate Moss dresses like a pigeon and craps on the street.

With all the nasty ass crap that lesbians are doing with each other these days, it's a surprise heterosexual men have not been phased out.

The Japanese are obsessed with crap and piss, this is no joke. This ad is supposed to remind people where pollution comes from and that they're a culture obsessed with crap.

Good news! If the art here sucks, you can drink the crap away!

The environment needs saving and that lazy Captain Planet isn't doing crap about it! So here come the MIT green cars… aww how cute.

We here at LG love something's and sticks. When we heard they were combining them, we jumped on the bandwagon.

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!

What are the chances that a football player would come barreling down the sidelines? Actually pretty good, but the odds of another cameraman catching your "oh crap" face… that’s just gold.

After seeing this octopuses teeth, the entire LG staff dropped their crap insurance and joined the cephalopod dental plan.

This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?

Hurry, hide in the closet. Don’t make a sound!

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

Lego Hawking is not amused with this crap! If he could walk, he would… well screw it. He can’t, so you're fine.