Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

Keep it classy Heidi. Yes that’s a camera and yes, that’s your ass.

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

Eva Longoria spent the weekend on the beach. In typical, classy lady fashion, she showed the world her butt crack on numerous occasions.

Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!

I imagine this is what it's like when you reach the pearly gates. So close to perfection, but just far enough away to be out of reach. Oh, to dream.

Listen kids, love will not keep you together. Crack might, just look at Whitney and Bobby at Joe's Crab Shack

Apparently losing enough weight to make you look like a crack-ho inspired Jenna to plump up her face with 5 gallons of collagen. Desperation takes its toll, Jenna....

When you crack open this piñata, little US Army men fall out! Let's inspect it for WMDs!

She's flexible, he's amazed, I'm cracking the hell up. Everybody wins!

She was just looking for change after we dropped a quarter down her crack.

Nothing is better for lunch than a little crack in your sandwich! Deeeelicious!