A review of "Enemy of the State" that is just about the best thing ever.

Since this is Courtney Love, we're not even going to bother to ask questions about what's going on here.

"Cock: Not Your Average Superhero". Well ain't that the truth.

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

These images of Mrs. Smith where released today accompanying claims she was nearly dead, covered in her own vomit, when they were taken.

Courtney Love needs to shave or get some Nads. Her face looks like that section of skin above a mans buttcrack.

Courtney Love is currently preparing for a zombie death match with Kurt over how she has ruined Nirvana's legacy one paycheck at a time.

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

Courtney Love is starting to channel her inner Muppet. She looks like a boozed up, coked out Janice. Too bad her husband is "Gonzo".

I say she's drunk.

Larry Birkhead has been named the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn as a result of a paternity test today.

Birkhead prevails! Hooray for the real daddy!

Courtney, have you ever heard of the term "aging gracefully"? No? Okay, nevermind.

The Enquirer is claiming the results of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy were faked and underestimated! Scandal!

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

Looking bizarre but cleaner these days, Courtney Love says she supports Britney Spears and thinks the shaved head was a cool move.

From a Bahamas newspaper, photos of Anna cuddlng with the Bahamian immigration minister. So that's how she got citizenship!

R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith. February 8th, 2007.