The "Parass Hilton" buttplug is a must-have for any celeb-obsessed loved one this season!

You will weep when this picture's message sinks in. P.S., I love you.

This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

I love what you do for me! Toyota!

Before he was executed, Saddam Hussein left the world with one message: He loves

Jess just loves her too-tight outfits. We ain't your gynecologist, Jessica!

I would call this table sexist, if I didn't just LOVE what it does for my décor.

Exactly what my boyfriend loves!

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

Magically, I love the NY Post now.

For whatever crazy-assed reason, Courtney Love decided to dress up as the Queen of England. It wasn't even Halloween!

Kirsten Vangsness loves black people. And so do I.

He's a "Fathead" fish. His name is Mister Blobby. And we're in love.

And Dick still likes to mess around.

Kimmie Gibbler loves the part of the routine when Mike Tyson grabs her boobs.

Rest your head on the face of a mediocre comedian! Just kidding, we love Ben Stiller. Except for Along Came Polly, that movie sucked.

Diddy keeps it real -- real deep South-style!

He's the Steve Urkel of the rap world. And I love him.

The various stages of acceptance when stuck in quicksand. We love Robot Chicken!