I just love these outfits. This movie makes me want to be an ice princess.

It's cool; they're in love.

I love the smell of crazy in the morning.

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.

American Idol's favorite slutty contestant loves being wet. In fountains. Not that other way. But she probably likes that too.

Gotta love the under-boobs. Especially HUGE Keely Hazell under-boob.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

Everyone Loves that Patricia Heaton doesn't wear a bra!

Looking bizarre but cleaner these days, Courtney Love says she supports Britney Spears and thinks the shaved head was a cool move.

When you need to send someone your love… send them huggles!

How can you not love such whimsical people?

Law & Order brings the love on Valentines Day.

Law & Order brings the love on Valentines Day.

Law & Order brings the love on Valentines Day.

Law & Order brings the love on Valentines Day.

A touching, eternal message of love!

I love the XXX-Games. I'm a pro-BMXXXer. Hee hee.

This monkey got a message: "I'm thinking of YOU!"

She'll know you love her when you tell her with ass-hair.