Melanie Griffith has aged to perfection. In this case perfection embodies the look of a leather handbag. Hopefully its Prada, we love Prada.

Paulina is Latina, which means she's got a booty, loves to shake it, and nobody complains.

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.

I love the Simpsons Avatar creator, and when I noticed the Dolly Parton hairdo I thought immediately of my favorite train wreck – Amy Winehouse!

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

I love rainbows because they're so damn beautiful and gay... but this one is particularly interesting because it's called a "fire rainbow" and is a rare, naturally-occurring atmospheric phenomenon.

Carmen just loves getting down to her skivvies for her fans!

Durex has an amazing ability to make simple, to-the-point, yet hilarious ads. We love them. (the condoms, too!)

I'm not sure who Michele Merkin is, she's some sort of model apparently. What I do know is that she's got a super name. And I love her for that.

We love Paula Abdul because she never fails to make us laugh. ...at how drunk she is.

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

For oh so many reason, we love the world's greatest funny-lady. But reason #1 right now: she makes us jealous of this gorilla suit.

I went to the beach over the weekend and saw this woman whose sunglasses I loved!

I say she's drunk.

Isn't that adorable? Yeah we love doggies too.

Vince Neil has a cruiseline called "Motley Cruise." I'm guessing it's for aging groupies and the Crüe fans who love them.

Courtney, have you ever heard of the term "aging gracefully"? No? Okay, nevermind.

He proposed… she sorta said yes!

O RLY!

The ladies from Flavor of Love are getting schooled. Hopefully they will learn how not to crap their pants.