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Whose Cellulite?

Whose Cellulite?

Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

 

Jessica Alba's Ass: Then and Now

Jessica Alba's Ass: Then and Now

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

 

Mischa Barton's Cottage Cheese

Mischa Barton's Cottage Cheese

Thought meth made you skinny and scabby, not fat and flabby, oh well, still sucks to be you.

 

Ashanti's Cottage Cheese Sister

Ashanti's Cottage Cheese Sister

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

 

Americans Are Thin

Americans Are Thin

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

 

Cottage Cheese and Death

Cottage Cheese and Death

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

 

Kim Stewart's Cottage Cheese Butt

Kim Stewart's Cottage Cheese Butt

Rod Stewart's daughter has some fugly butt cheeks. It looks like someone took a baggie full of cottage cheese and milk, and shook it around.

 

Pizza Hut's Hot Dog Pizza

Pizza Hut's Hot Dog Pizza

Exclusive in Japan! Apparently cheese-stuffed crust pizza is for amateurs! This pizza features hot dog roll crust, sausage patties, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and what looks like green beans! Yummerz!!

 

Scared S#!tless

Scared S#!tless

Note to self: Next time, don't eat massive bean 'n' cheese burrito before bungee jump. Got it.

 

Hockey Barf

Hockey Barf

Alright kids, say Cheese! BAAAARF!

 

The New Microsoft Word

The New Microsoft Word

This new version of Microsoft Word will now recognize Ebonics and 50 Cent's cottage cheese mouth.