Yeah, we'd definitely think about asking for her hand in marriage or just have sex with her. Whatevs.

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

If you interrupt Barack during a session of congress he will slice off your hand.

Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.

Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

The public option for ObamaCare is getting out of hand. We cannot fund these types of hospitals!

Except for this guy.

If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

At the lunch table we always trade our Cool Ranch Doritos for Fried Pig.

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

Pure magic and glitter propelled the baseball out of her hand.

What's cooler than a Banana Phone? A Mayo Phone, next question.

The position of his hand shows he knows it's so wrong, but what you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

Timberlake witnessed Memphis' historic choke first hand, this is probably similar to the choke he had on the SATs when applying to Memphis, lucky the singing panned out.

An Iron Man made of Legos, OK… so it's not that cool. We are just glad Ben Affleck is playing him in the movie.

Can you imagine masturbating with this hand? After all, It's not gay if it's YOUR finger.

Ok we will admit, this looks pretty cool. However, Doom 3 sucked, so we can only assume the computer inside is a Commodore 486.

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

Yeah yeah, helm steering wheels are cool and all, but where is the button that summons the Krakken?