Christina Hendricks Marries Someone

Christina Hendricks Marries Someone

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

 
 

Your Mom Put Fried Pigs In Your Lunchbox Today

Your Mom Put Fried Pigs In Your Lunchbox Today

At the lunch table we always trade our Cool Ranch Doritos for Fried Pig.

 

Claire Danes Sits Funny

Claire Danes Sits Funny

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

 

Wino On Her Mayo Phone

Wino On Her Mayo Phone

What's cooler than a Banana Phone? A Mayo Phone, next question.

 

LegoMan

LegoMan

An Iron Man made of Legos, OK… so it's not that cool. We are just glad Ben Affleck is playing him in the movie.

 

Instant Nerd Cream

Instant Nerd Cream

Ok we will admit, this looks pretty cool. However, Doom 3 sucked, so we can only assume the computer inside is a Commodore 486.

 

Birds Nest Drink

Birds Nest Drink

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

 

Yarr, I be drivin...

Yarr, I be drivin...

Yeah yeah, helm steering wheels are cool and all, but where is the button that summons the Krakken?

 

You give me lady wood

You give me lady wood

A motorcycle made of polished wood. It's pretty cool if you are into wood… and shiz.

 

Klan Pride Parade

Klan Pride Parade

Those robes look fabulous! We bet they were stained with grape Cool Aid, which they surely got a good deal on.

 

Jesus Approves!

Jesus Approves!

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

 

Anti-Sex LightSaber

Anti-Sex LightSaber

Adrian was not only the coolest red head on the block, but he was a bona fide sith lord. With his trusty lightsaber in hand, he was guaranteed to fend off any unwanted vaginal advances.

 

Britney's Kids Are Screwed

Britney's Kids Are Screwed

"K-Fed" is just so cool. It takes a whole new level of pure awesomeness to bring back late 90's gang signs. Their kids are going to be so real, ya'll.

 

Goldfish in a Deep Fryer

Goldfish in a Deep Fryer

In Japan, everything is possible. Goldfish living in cool water below the floating oil of a deep-fryer.

 

Anna's Overdose

Anna's Overdose

I once overdosed on sexy. But then John Travolta brought me back by stabbing my chest with a needle. I'm cool now.

 

Bam's Wife is Sexy

Bam's Wife is Sexy

What a cool guy -- let's his wife do nudie photos. Nice.

 
 

Courtney Love Supports Britney

Courtney Love Supports Britney

Looking bizarre but cleaner these days, Courtney Love says she supports Britney Spears and thinks the shaved head was a cool move.

 

Cool Shoe

Cool Shoe

Makes the zipper in my KangaRoos look useless.

 

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