Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

Except for this guy.

At the lunch table we always trade our Cool Ranch Doritos for Fried Pig.

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

What's cooler than a Banana Phone? A Mayo Phone, next question.

An Iron Man made of Legos, OK… so it's not that cool. We are just glad Ben Affleck is playing him in the movie.

Ok we will admit, this looks pretty cool. However, Doom 3 sucked, so we can only assume the computer inside is a Commodore 486.

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

Yeah yeah, helm steering wheels are cool and all, but where is the button that summons the Krakken?

A motorcycle made of polished wood. It's pretty cool if you are into wood… and shiz.

Those robes look fabulous! We bet they were stained with grape Cool Aid, which they surely got a good deal on.

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

Adrian was not only the coolest red head on the block, but he was a bona fide sith lord. With his trusty lightsaber in hand, he was guaranteed to fend off any unwanted vaginal advances.

"K-Fed" is just so cool. It takes a whole new level of pure awesomeness to bring back late 90's gang signs. Their kids are going to be so real, ya'll.

In Japan, everything is possible. Goldfish living in cool water below the floating oil of a deep-fryer.

I once overdosed on sexy. But then John Travolta brought me back by stabbing my chest with a needle. I'm cool now.

What a cool guy -- let's his wife do nudie photos. Nice.

It's cool; they're in love.

Looking bizarre but cleaner these days, Courtney Love says she supports Britney Spears and thinks the shaved head was a cool move.

Makes the zipper in my KangaRoos look useless.