The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!

Makes the zipper in my KangaRoos look useless.

Slim's the man with a plan that don't got no hand. Actually, he doesn't have skin. But that doesn't rhyme as well.

At Saniqua's high school, being pregnant at prom was just about the coolest thing you could do.

Even in Japan, it's cool to practice safe sex, kids!!

"How to tell if you have gay hands." I always thought my manicure was the dead giveaway.

Doing crystal just got a whole lot cooler!

These two were gunned down in a battle over Cool Ranch Doritos earlier this year.

If you have an office full of alcoholics then maybe you should get yourself a Vodka cooler!

This emo kid slit his wrists immediatly after this photo was taken.

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!