Yeah yeah, helm steering wheels are cool and all, but where is the button that summons the Krakken?

A motorcycle made of polished wood. It's pretty cool if you are into wood… and shiz.

Those robes look fabulous! We bet they were stained with grape Cool Aid, which they surely got a good deal on.

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.

Adrian was not only the coolest red head on the block, but he was a bona fide sith lord. With his trusty lightsaber in hand, he was guaranteed to fend off any unwanted vaginal advances.

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

Further proof that midgets have more talent than merely dressing up as munchkins and dancing around for that damned Judy Garland.

"K-Fed" is just so cool. It takes a whole new level of pure awesomeness to bring back late 90's gang signs. Their kids are going to be so real, ya'll.

What happens when you mix a cloning machine, religious taboo, and someone with too much time on their hands? Offensive Art. Enjoy!

Put your hands in the air where we can see them, so that we may also see your boobs.

These boots kick ass! Literally! Err, but if you took them off and put them on your hand, they could *literally* punch you in the face.

Visual gags never get old.

In Japan, everything is possible. Goldfish living in cool water below the floating oil of a deep-fryer.

I once overdosed on sexy. But then John Travolta brought me back by stabbing my chest with a needle. I'm cool now.

What a cool guy -- let's his wife do nudie photos. Nice.

It's cool; they're in love.

Looking bizarre but cleaner these days, Courtney Love says she supports Britney Spears and thinks the shaved head was a cool move.

Well if jerkin' it wasn't easy enough – now lazy Japanese men can use this gadgit to do it for them!