It's cool; they're in love.

Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

How can you not love such whimsical people?

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "pork."

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.

It's called boob tape, Jessica. Look into it.

The kids and their perceptions of sex these days.

Seriously, they have everthing in Japan. Tell me, what can't you but in a vending machine?

Even in Japan, it's cool to practice safe sex, kids!!

We always wanted to know what it would look like if Spider Man was gay.

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.

How else did you think animal crackers were made?

Ah, now we know who to call when we want some shady sex.

Rummy really knows how to make those reporters pay attention to him. Gayness!

It's official. Some people have a fetish for dead people.