Just rub her cold sores and she will grant you three wishes...

Victoria let some of her pit boob escape it's cold and frigid prison. It looks like a sack of fat… Oh wait…

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

Make gravity your bitch with this bitchin' keg stand technique!

Classy-lookin' Lins was seen holding some book that's supposed to help her get a boyfriend. But we think that dress will do just fine!!

I hope is blisteringly cold out, Xtina! Girlfriend ain't got NO excuse!

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.

If you don't find this photo funny, simply look at the orange sign.

I'm sure he got bitched out by a sassy queen for giving in to wearing "sensible" shoes.

Paris & Nikki got frisky and weird in their limo over the weekend. Eww, bitches, you're SISTERS!

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

Oh Kiki Drunkst, you snaggle-faced bitch.

Someone give the horsies a cold shower.

“All the men in our family have bitch tits son. Better get used to it."

Somebody should put this guy out of his misery. What a little bitch!