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Here's hoping Kristen Bell never finds out where Hyde is or how wonderful cocaine makes you feel and spends her life innocent and signing autographs at comic book conventions.
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5/20/2008
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If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...
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9/11/2007
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Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.
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8/20/2007
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Lindsay was released early this morning on a $25,000 bond
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7/24/2007
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This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.
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7/24/2007
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Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.
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7/12/2007
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Some coked-up jerk was being chased by the cops and tried to elude them by driving in loop-de-loops around this field. As you can imagine, this farmer wasn't pleased.
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6/26/2007
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Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!
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4/4/2007
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Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!
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3/9/2007
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Fear not! She's still in rehab!
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1/26/2007