Total Eclipse of the Heart Flowchart

Total Eclipse of the Heart Flowchart

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

 

Lindsay Lohan Is Really Gollum

Lindsay Lohan Is Really Gollum

And her "precious" is a nice heaping pile of cocaine.

 

Lindsay Lohan Is Preggers

Lindsay Lohan Is Preggers

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!

 

Not Forgetting Kristen Bell

Not Forgetting Kristen Bell

Here's hoping Kristen Bell never finds out where Hyde is or how wonderful cocaine makes you feel and spends her life innocent and signing autographs at comic book conventions.

 

Crack Filled Cocaine Breasts

Crack Filled Cocaine Breasts

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...

 

Saint Hilton of Malibu

Saint Hilton of Malibu

Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.

 

DUI AGAIN!!

DUI AGAIN!!

This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.

 

Amy's Cocaine Shame

Amy's Cocaine Shame

Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!

 

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