If you look really close you can see her penis.

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

This is the closest most of you will ever come to sex, enjoy it.

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!

Sharon Stone wore this bloody dress to the Emmy's. On closer inspection it actually appears to be an oversized feminine napkin. Lets look closer.

So this is what those orcs from Lord of The Rings do in their spare time. That’s a lot of love to take in. If you look close, you can see one of their "One Rings" Eww!

All summer Rihanna has promised we can stand under her umbrella. With this we become one step closer to seeing the nipple under the umbrella.

I imagine this is what it's like when you reach the pearly gates. So close to perfection, but just far enough away to be out of reach. Oh, to dream.

This guy's guardian angel must have been riding shotgun – because he got REALLY lucky!!

This KFC/Taco Bell in Manhattan was closed because it was SWARMING with rats. Groady!

Britney Spears entered a Tarzana, CA beauty parlor after closing and shaved her own head after the stylist refused to do it for her.

If you don't get this picture - LOOK CLOSER!