She's still hot with or without clothes.

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

We totally wear her outfit when we're cleaning out the gutters, too.

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

AKA, totally pointless photo session.

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

Seriously, if you think she's hot, go to Denny's, pick up a girl eating a grand slam, dress her up in fancy clothes, and enjoy.

If only Michelle Trachtenberg actually were playing Batgirl and not just a stuck up chick in weird clothes on Gossip Girl.

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.

If the Simpsons are too clean-looking for you, just imagine what they'd look like if some Mountani Dew-addled Japanese artist drew them!

The world's first supermodel, Janice Dickinson, does a quick sniff to make sure her Depends are clean.

Damn right, you give those clothes to her. Make sure if she shirks her duties she'll have another "accident" from being so "clumsy".

What about fire crotches? They don't deserve beautiful pubic hair clothing?

Britney Spears forgot, once again, to wear clothes big enough to cover her saggy saddlebags. Someone buy this girl a tent or a few yards of cloth.

A genetically engineered Britney-Rosie Hybrid terrorized the Airwaves spewing hours of militant lesbian, anti-clothes wearing antics.

What made Jennifer Lopez decide that this was the best outfit to showcase at the launch of her new clothing line? She looks like a fruit rollup or a tall oompa loompa.

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

Lindsay and Paris DO wear underwear! Only they're wearing it on the outside of their clothes! Nice try, ladies!

...When skank clothes just don't say enough...

Well I guess when you're clean, you can party harder than those losers, huh? Right Lins?