I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Compton High's remake of West Side Story, complete with an inter-district theater student exchange. Can you guess who is visiting from Beverly Hills High?

He's perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, birthdays and swinger parties!

Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

If you're going to fall off a 9-story building, at least land like you're in a cartoon.

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

I pity the fool who don't tell T what he wants for Christmas!

I swear my crazy uncle gave me this for Christmas.

I hope that bedspread was a Christmas present from someone sexy!

A Rube Goldberg-esque seasonal illustration! Merry Christmas!

All they want for Christmas are bras! Seriously!

Rumor has it that this bat chopped off the head of the woman in yellow. True story.