We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

Yes, she's one of our favorites. And yes, we don't know who that dude is standing next to her but we want to punch him in the face and steal Sophia away.

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

Katie Holmes is simply excited because Tom Cruise isn't by her side.

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Most of the middle east is hot, dull and colorless. What makes you think a terrorist would suddenly jump ship and start decorating things with pretty lights?

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

He's perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, birthdays and swinger parties!

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

I pity the fool who don't tell T what he wants for Christmas!

I swear my crazy uncle gave me this for Christmas.

I hope that bedspread was a Christmas present from someone sexy!

A Rube Goldberg-esque seasonal illustration! Merry Christmas!

All they want for Christmas are bras! Seriously!