Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

Christina: You have boobs. Show them.

And by something we mean her chestickles.

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks will never give you to time of day, so just use this picture to look into her eyes and pretend she wants you.

Why's it always gotta be one or the other with you Christina?

Christina Aguilera shows that the only way implants can get more fantastic is mommy+implants.

There was what, one week to enjoy the new ginormous mommy boobs? Now they look like they are housing a Quato.

Does she get to vote twice with those things?

I don't know how to spell her last name, but that Christina chick is definitely the dude.

Wow Christina, you look so flawless! What a natural beauty, unlike like those other woman who cake on their make up.

Is it just us, or does Christina Ricci look a lot like V.I.C.K.I from Small Wonder?

Christina Ricci proves that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Sadly, the cat pulls the look off with more flair... B for effort.

Christina Aguilera is pregnant, as well all know and her boobs are getting bigger by the day! Waldo now thinks they are a good place to hide.

Christina Aguilera is still swamped with rumors that she's three months pregnant, but one thing is for sure: she wants to get into acting! She's reading scripts; hopefully they're better than "Glitter," "Crossroads," and "From Justin to Kelly."

I hope is blisteringly cold out, Xtina! Girlfriend ain't got NO excuse!

This dress looks almost unbelievable because it has the illusion of see-through, and yet it censored her nipples.

Christina Aguilera is lookin' smokin' hot in the new issue of Maxim

Donald! You little so-and-so! It's not time for Xtina's nips to come out yet!